and oh…

I made breakfast this morning looking like this…. Sweet Cherry Skin Brightening Enzyme Peel. Let’s blame my egg mess-up on this flesh burning concoction. Also yes. I realize it looks like feces. xx

(whisper) **hello?**

Pssst. Is anyone still here? Seriously. What just happened? Did I suddenly get a life or what?! I have been so terribly neglectful! I had kind of a crazy week in Miami debuting my…ahem…new swimsuit collaboration (i refuse to be the kind of person who […]


twix bar FAIL

What fun would this thing be if I only posted flawless, delicious recipes? Because for every 10 of those, there is 1 twix-bar monstrosity. Remember how under “sausage links”, I posted the links to two different homemade twix bar recipes, one more difficult than the […]