Stars! They’re Just Like Us!

They take one bite from each piece of fruit in the fruit bowl, leaving the rest to rot so no one else can enjoy said fruit. NOT NAMING NAMES OR ANYTHING.

Also, in this week’s US Weekly, they actually have this “Stars! They’re Just Like Us!” section that is featuring Jim Carrey eating corn off the cob. Yes. That’s right. Stars are just like us. They chew their own fucking food! Can you believe it!? This sure was great to hear, as I thought celebrities were fed chewed up food out of the mouths of their mothers like baby birds. What a relief.

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