First of all, HELLO! Second of all, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Let’s not even discuss how long it’s been since my last post. Actually, you should be happy. This means we are true friends!! Really. All my true friends know that sometimes Chrissy might go MIA (PS, I was about to use AWOL and when I randomly asked John what AWOL stood for again, he said, “well, absent without leave. But you probably mean MIA in whatever you’re trying to say.” God he’s a smug bastard I hate him.) Anyhow yes Chrissy might go MIA from time to time but it’s in our unwritten friend code that when I do return, we act like nothing happened, or give maybe one small comment before moving on (“you gave birth?”) (“aah sorry about your dog”) I make up for it in intense love when I’m there.
So, sorry about your dog, congrats on the baby, glad your new place is coming along nicely.
Anyhow, wake up, new mom! This is ramen:
And this is how ramen makes me feel:
Prease, let’s continue…