Stars! They’re Just Like Us!

23 Sep

They take one bite from each piece of fruit in the fruit bowl, leaving the rest to rot so no one else can enjoy said fruit. NOT NAMING NAMES OR ANYTHING.

Also, in this week’s US Weekly, they actually have this “Stars! They’re Just Like Us!” section that is featuring Jim Carrey eating corn off the cob. Yes. That’s right. Stars are just like us. They chew their own fucking food! Can you believe it!? This sure was great to hear, as I thought celebrities were fed chewed up food out of the mouths of their mothers like baby birds. What a relief.

9 Responses to “Stars! They’re Just Like Us!”

  1. candice September 23, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    i love you.

  2. Kathy September 23, 2011 at 2:41 pm #

    They chew their own food, but can they wi

  3. Kathy September 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    …wipe their own asses?

  4. Amy (Minimally Invasive) September 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    I’ll know Jim Carrey’s a real star if he hired someone to be his plover.

  5. Meghan September 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

    BWAAAAAAA! So funny.

    Chrissy – have you considered a Tumblr blog instead of WordPress? You might like it better – it tends to work more for people who like to do brief updates (a picture or something with a caption, or a link). Just a thought. Hope you’re having an amazing time in Italy… I’m sure you are.

    • Kat September 24, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

      But will Tumblr allow people to be able to comment and participate the way we do with WordPress in the comments? I’ve always wondered about that since every time I see a post on there it’s all “someone liked this” or “someone reblogged this” and never really see any comments. And the comments are part of what make this blog such a great read because people make recommendations and restaurant suggestions.

  6. twheetybird September 23, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Lmgo!! Chrıssy, you are a celeb, not that you dıdn’t know that :-).

    Who would have thought they eat and drınk and #2 just lıke ordınary folk do!

  7. David September 24, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    next thing you’re going to tell us is that they poop themselves too…

  8. Keisha Sirgiovanni February 10, 2013 at 7:14 pm #

    LMAO shit i love you. Thank you for cheering me up.

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