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You bastard.

…That is what I call this thing. This…thing…that has kind of taken over my life in a way: Aaaah, the hard-boiled egg. Let’s be honest here. I love to eat. So much. It makes me happy in a way I don’t think many will understand, […]

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Beef Curtains

…One time, long, long ago, a male friend of mine referred to a date’s…er…hoo-ha….as “beef curtains”. This has forever been engraved into my mind, and I STILL cannot write or say the word “beef” without thinking of it. And seriously, I haven’t seen many girl’s […]