Ugh, alcohol.

I have such a love/hate relationship with alcohol. I love a glass or 4 of cabernet before bed (white makes me nauseous, literally), and I absolutely have to have wine as I cook…or a vodka lemonade if it’s a lunch meal I’m making. Yikes this […]


Ohhhh my.

FACT: John Legend LOVES anything chocolate and peanut buttery. It’s his favorite. But really, who doesn’t love that combo? One of my favorite things to make for him (although it’s been a while) are these little peanut butter cookie dough balls, which is just getting […]


You bastard.

…That is what I call this thing. This…thing…that has kind of taken over my life in a way: Aaaah, the hard-boiled egg. Let’s be honest here. I love to eat. So much. It makes me happy in a way I don’t think many will understand, […]


Beef Curtains

…One time, long, long ago, a male friend of mine referred to a date’s…er…hoo-ha….as “beef curtains”. This has forever been engraved into my mind, and I STILL cannot write or say the word “beef” without thinking of it. And seriously, I haven’t seen many girl’s […]


I hate fish.

…at least I USED to hate fish. This low-carb crap (which is going amazingly well, by the way) has me looking for energy in other places, and fish is obviously great for this. If I have the choice of fish or steak, you bet your […]


Things I want to make…sweets edition: cherry clafouti – homemade twix bars – OR easier recipe at literal hot chocolate cupcake – sea salt peanut butter fudge brownies –  


Last Night…

I have a new favorite Thai place near my house … thank God! My old favorite, “Montien”, on 3rd Ave, closed down randomly for “construction”, never to wake up and serve me ever again. I still dunno what happened but I am quite saddened by […]


Stop the presses.

Holy moly, this looks delicious: …and the name makes it sound even better: Spaghetti Con Proscuitto, Funghi e Asparagi…with cream. ME-A LIKE-E-DA THEES. SO MUCH. But alas. I have a confession. For the past few weeks I have been a dirty sneak. I hate myself […]



You know what’s lame? The fact that today I have launched this amazing, ground-breaking, one-of-a-kind, world-changing, life-saving food blog, and I’m not even cooking tonight because I’m seeing — get this — “Bad Teacher”. I figure it’s at LEAST the kind of movie I won’t […]


Ok, ok. Fine.

I guess this occasion of me finally having a blog DOES call for having an actual blog post, not just a picture of me eating bacon. This, is how I blog, and yes, I always have a fully set table. Oh the things you’ll learn!: […]


WOOHOO! First post!